Dudes Big Lebowski Christmas

 

 

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Merry Christmas From The Dude

 

The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK For CHRISTMAS This Year

“ISN’T IT TIME YOU GOT YOUR COPY” ?

 

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GOT ANY KAHLUA ?

aka The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK

The COLLECTED RECIPES  of The DUDE

GIVE The GIFT of The DUDE This Year

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The Big Lebowski s Jesus Rolls Again

 
“Nobody FUCKS with The JESUS” !
 
 
John Turturro’s long awaited film “Jesus Roll” is coming soon. The film starring John Turturro as the title character Jesus Quintana, a roll Turturro is reprising from the cult classic The Coen Brothers The Big Lebowski . 
 
Jesus Rolls – Quintana e Tornato co stars : the great Christopher Walken, Bobby Cannevale, John Hamm, Audrey Tautou, and Susan Sarandon and features music by The Gypsy Kings which includes “Un AMORE.” the song played that features Jesus Quintana’s bowling scene when he licks the Bowling Ball, and proceeds to throw an authoritative Strike before going over to The Dude, Walter, and Donny and tells them, “Are you ready to be Fucked?”
 
The Big Lebowski is a cult classic that has millions of loyal followers who are just dying to see anything pertaining to their all-time favorite film The Big Lebowski. The Coen Brothers have stated many times that they won’t make a sequel, so Lebowski fans are chomping at the bit to see this film. Will it live up to the hype? Who knows? And American fans will have to wait, as the movie is first being released in Italy, in early 2020. For now you can watch the brief trailer that to me, I’m sorry to say “doesn’t look very promising?” Again, who knows? Let’s wait and see, and hope for the best in the return of Jesus Quintana in John Turturro’s “Jesus Roll.”
 
Basta !
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JESUS ROLLS
Quitana e Tornato !
 
 
 
 

 
The JESUS ROLLS
 
Trailer
 
QUINTANA e TORNATO

 

 
The BIG LEBOWSKI : The JESUS Scene
Dude : “She probably Kidnapped herself. Rug Pee-ers didn’t do this.”
 
Walter : “That Fucking Bitch!”
 
The Jesus : “Are you ready to be Fucked Man?”
 
“I see you rolled your way into the Semis. Me and Liaam are gonna Fuck You Up.”
 
Dude : “Jesus?”
 
The Jesus ” “You said it Man” “Nobody Fucks with The Jesus.”
 
 
 
 
                                      I Love The Big Lebowski. I love Christopher Walken. I Love                                                                       The Gypsy Kings, I hope I Love JESUS ROLLS?
 
I could be wrong, but just from the looks of this Trailer of the up-coming movie “JESUS ROLL”
 
Un AMOR
 
Music by The GYPSY KINGS will be Featured
 
in JESUS ROLLS – QUINTANA e TORANTO
 
 
 
 
The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK
 
COLLECTED RECIPES of The DUDE
 

WHITE RUSSIAN COCKTAILSMAUDE’S MEATLOAF

 
COWBOY CHILI
 
TACOS BURITOS GUACAMOLE
 
And More …
 
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Dudes Big Lebowski Black Bean & Beet Salad Recipe

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Yes this salad is Badass. It’s got Beets (Love em), Sweet Corn, Baby Black Beans, fresh Asparagus, Carrots, Peas and whatever you want in it. I myself switch it up, depending on what I have on hand at home, and what’s available at the Market, so feel free to do the same. You can add, or take away from the basic recipe below. Naturally this salad filled with nothing but vegetables, legumes, vinegar and Olive Oil is Super Healthy. The salad is absolutely delicious on its own, which I eat it this way, but also like to stretch it out and last me at least 3 or 4 days, so I might peel a hard boiled egg and eat it with the salad for a nice easy light lunch or dinner. 

This salad is a great side dish for any meat, chicken, or fish dish, so do use it this way. Make the best of it, always eat your vegetables, everyday and enjoy.

 

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INGREDIENTS :

1 pound bag of Trader Joe’s frozen cooked Beets (or fresh Beets if you like)

4-6 ears Fresh Sweet Corn (cooked and cut from the cob) or 1 pound frozen Corn

1 -14 ounce can Black Beans ( I Love Trader Joe’s Baby Black Beans) drained & washed

1 pound fresh Asparagus (cut and cook in boiling water for 4 minutes & drained)

2 medium Carrots – peeled, dice 1/2″ thick and cooked in boiling water for 7 minutes

1/2 to 3/4 cup Frozen Peas, defrosted 

3/4 teaspoon each of Sea Salt & Ground Black Pepper (or to taste)

9 Tablespoons Olive Oil

2 tablespoons Red Wine or Cider Vinegar

1 Tablespoon Dijon Mustard

Defrost the Frozen Beets, and cut into 3/4 inch dice. Add to a large glass or ceramic mixing bowl. Add all of the rest of the vegetables to bowl and mix.

Add the Olive Oil, Vinegar, Salt, pepper, and Mustard to bowl and mix. You can serve immediately, or place in covered bowl in the refrigerator until you are ready to eat.

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The Jesus Cooks Chicken & Rice

 
 
“Nobody Makes Netter ARROZ con POLLO the the JESUS Maann”
 
 
That’s right man. Nobody makes better Chicken and Rice than the Jesus. Jesus Qintana, nemesis of Walter Sobchak and The Dude cooks too, and he’s jealous of the Dude and his cookbook “GOT ANY KAHLUA,” so he’s publishing some recipes of his own, starting with the famed Cuban Arroz con Pollo, Cuban Style Chicken and Rice, a staple of Cuban Cusine, and a favorite of Jesus.
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ARROZ con POLLO alla JESUS
 
 
INGREDIENTS :
 
  • 2 to 3 lbs. Chicken pieces (I prefer boneless, skinless, breasts, but always include thighs and/or drumsticks with bones and skin – they add to the flavor)
  • 4 cloves of garlic (minced)
  • 1 large onion (diced)
  • 1 bell pepper (diced)
  • 1 small can tomato sauce
  • 1 jar red diced pimientos (reserve a little bit for garnish)
  • 1 can peas (reserve about a third for garnish)
  • 1 can asparagus (cut up)
  • ½ tsp. Salt
  • ½ tsp. Pepper
  • 2 Bay leaves
  • 1 tsp. Cumin
  • 1 tsp. Oregano
  • 2 cups dry white wine
  • 1 cup chicken broth
  • Bitter Orange (powder or marinade)
  • Olive oil
  • 3 cups rice (long grain)
  • 1 tsp. Goya Seasoning con Azafran
  • 3 or 4 threads of saffron – crushed (this is optional)
1) Prepare the chicken broth
2) Coat chicken pieces with bitter orange spice or marinade along with the pressed garlic cloves and marinade for about an hour. (not necessary, but it’s awesome if you have the time)
3) Brown chicken in large frying pan in olive oil. After browning  the Chicken, remove and place in a large pot.
4) To make the Sofrito: sauté the onion & pepper in the frying pan (with the bits of garlic and olive oil) until soft, then add tomato sauce, pimientos, peas, asparagus (all with their liquid) salt, pepper, bay leaf, cumin, oregano, wine & broth.
5) Pour in the rice and add the Sazon Goya Azafron Seasoning and Saffron to color and flavor the rice.
6) Pour all of this over the chicken in the pot.
7) Bring to a boil, then lower to a fast simmer.
8) Cook on medium-low heat for about 40 minutes, then check it and stir it. Rice should be soft and liquid absorbed. If there’s still liquid, keep cooking, checking, & stirring.
9) Pour reserved peas and pimientos as a garnish over the finished arroz con pollo.
 
QUINTANA CHICKEN and RICE
 
ARROZ con POLLO
 
JESUS STYLE
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Big Lebowski Sequel Movie Jesus Rolls

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“Nobody FUCKS with The JESUS” !
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John Turturro
 
As “The JESUS” ROLLS AGAIN
 
aka JESUS QUINTANA
 
 
 
Yes The Jesus will be Rolling Again. But the Dude won’t. John Turturro is reprising his roll as Mexican-American bowling enthusiast Jesus Quintana in his new upcoming movie Going Places, a spin-off of the highly popular Cone Brothers film The Big Lebowski, starring Jeff Bridges as The Dude, John Goodman as Walter Sobchak, Julianne Moore as Maude Lebowski, David Huddleston as “The Big Lebowski,” Ben Gazzarra as pornographer Jackie Treehorn, Steve Buscemi as Donny, Sam Elliot as The Cowboy Stranger, Tara Reid as Bunny Lebowski, the late great Philip Seymour Hoffman as Brandt (The Big Lebowski’s Man Servant / Assistant) and of course John Turturro as “The Jesus” aka Jesus (pronounced HEY-soosh) Quintana.
 
This forthcoming movie (expected 2020) is not a sequel, but a spin-off of The Big Lebowski, starring Tarturro’s character Jesus Quintana (The JESUS). The movie, which was first titled The Jesus Rolls, features Tarturro as Jesus Quintana  in ‘Going Places,’ a film about a trio of misfits whose irreverent, sexually charged dynamic evolves into a surprising love story as their spontaneous and flippant attitude towards the past or future backfires time and again, even as they inadvertently perform good deeds. When they make enemies with a gun-toting hairdresser Jesus Quintana (The Jesus), their journey becomes one of constant escape from the law, from society and from the hairdresser, all while the bonds of their outsider family strengthen. 
 
 
John Turturro as “The JESUS”
GOING PLACES
An older (20 years) Turturro plays an older Jesus.The movie “Going Places” started filming in New York in 2016, and features New York based actors; Susan Sarrandon, Bobby Canavale, Tarturro, and Pete Davidson a trio of misfits” with an “irreverent, sexually charged dynamic” that turns into a “surprising love story,” according to the official log-line. “When they make enemies with a gun-toting hairdresser, their journey becomes one of constant escape from the law, from society and from the hairdresser, all while the bonds of their outsider family strengthen.”
 
Tarturro stated “a very complicated legal situation” kept him from making the film sooner.
 
 
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John Turturro and Bobby Canavale
 
Short Film “HAIR”

 
 
 
John John Turturro
 
“GOING PLACES”
 
Interview
 
 
 
 
 
EAT LIKE THE DUDE
 
The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK
 
 
 
BIG LEBOWSKI Spinoff GOING PLACES Movie about JESUS QUINTANA TRIVIA
 
 
Joel and Ethan Coen HAVE NOT ENDORSED the movie GOING PLACES as an Official Spin-Off of The BIG LEBOWSKI
 
The Coen Brothers only involvement is giving John Turturro permission to use the Big Lebowski character Jesus Quintana.
 
The character of Jesus Quintana was created by The Coen Brothers for the Big Lebowski Movie, it was John Turturro as an actor who came up with the eccentricities and mannerisms of his character “The Jesus”
 
Ethan and Joel Coen say, “John talks to us incessantly about doing a sequel of his character.” told Canada’s The STAR in 2013. “He even has a story worked out, which he pitched to us a few times. No I don’t see a future in it for us.”
 
Joel Coen says, “No, I don’t see it happening. I just don’t like sequels.”
 
 
 
John Turturro (in Barbers Chair)
 
and Bobby Canavale
 
In GOING PLACES
 
The JESUS ROLLS
 
 
 

 
DUDE ABIDES STELLA ARTOIS
 
JEFF BRIDGES SUPER BOWL BEER COMMERCIAL
 
with SARA JESSICA PARKER
 
For STELLA ARTOIS
 
“DUDE ABIDES”
 
 

 
 
BIG LEBOWSKI Spin-Off
 
JESUS ROLLS

 

Me The Big Lebowski and the Cookbook

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The DUDE Makes a “CAUCASIAN”

White Russian Cocktail

The Dude Abides! Yes he most certainly does. I first saw the seminal movie The Big Lebowski, (Crime Comedy)I think it was somewhere around the year 2000. I know this because the movie was released in 1998, and I was working as a manager at Da Silvano restaurant at the time, and my co-worker Alessandro and I used to quote lines from the movie. We booth loved, as we also loved Boogie Nights, and I  remember Alessandro quoting lines, like “Don’t bother me. My  wife is in the driveway with an Ass up her Dick, and you’re giving me shit about the lighting.”

Anyway, I can’t remember the exact time watching it, but I do remember there was a video store that sold new VHS Movies pretty cheap. Like $5.99 and $6.99 for a lot of good movies, and I really built up my movie library frm that place, whatever its name was, I can’t remember. Anyway, along with Casablanca, The Godfather, several 007 Bond films, Fargo (Coen Brothers), and other movies, I bought a VHS copy of the Coen Brothers “Big Lebowski,” at that video store on 6th Avenue that day. I took the movie home and watched it that night, “I Loved it,” it was brilliant, and since that first viewing, I’ve probably watched The Big Lebowski starring Jeff Bridges as The Dude, at least 80 times in the past 19 years or so. I can never get enough of the Dude, Walter (John Goodman), Donny (Steve Buscemi), and Maude (Julianne Moore). and the greatest cult movie of all-time The Big Lebowski. The movie is fun, lighthearted and entertaining, and Jeff Bridges in the lead roll turns in a brilliant performance. I recently  came across a video clip of Julianne Moore stating in an interview, saying something like, “I’m stunned as to why Jeff Bridges was nominated for an Oscar. His performance was amazing.”

Anyway, I just love the film and the characters, and all the little happenings in it, and great music too. Not an ounce of Shitty Ass Rap Hip Hop so-called music. To me, its just awful noise, and ever chance I get, I’ve just got to knock it and put it down for the Shitty Ass Crap that it is. Basta!

Anyway, back to the good music of the Big Lebowski. The movie begins with a mystic figure of the Cowboy Stranger, played brilliantly by Sam Elliot narrating (not seen) and stating he’s going to tell a story about a guy named The Dude who lives in Los Angelas as the song “Tumbling Tumbleweed” plays in the background, and we see a panormic shot of the city of Los Angelos, then a closer shot of a actual Tumbleweed rolling in the wind down the streets of LA. 

Yes there’s music by the obscure Sons of Pioneers (Tumbling Tumbleweed), Bob Dylans “The Man in Me,” the Eagles who we find out that The Dude hates, and most of all the Dude favorite band Creedence Clearwater Revival, who the Dude just loves and listens to constantly. We hear Creedence music throughout the movie. One of the most memorable scenes is when Dude is happy driving in his car (favorite pastime), smoking a joint and listening to Creedence’s “Out My Back Door.” The Dude ends up dropping his joint into his pants, which starts burning his crotch, the Dude bangs on his crotch to put the little fire out, and proceeds to crash his car into a telephone pole.

The Dude ends up in all other kind of mishaps and hi-jinx. H to is favorite pastimes as the Dude states Maude one day that he likes; Bowling, smoking weed, driving around, and “A Little of This & a Little of That.” Doesn’t everyone?

Yes, I’ve watched the Big Lebowski many times, it makes me happy, I just laugh and laugh. I love the characters, the things the say (like Fuck 225 times), and their outlook on life. Walter likes Beer, bowling, and being a Hard Ass, and his all-time # 1 favorite thing is to tell Donny to “Shut The Fuck Up!” Donny, what does Donny do? Well, Donny likes Bowling too, and is more or less along for the ride and have Walter (John Goodman) yell at him, “Shut The FUCK Up Donny!!!”

Maude, she’s into art, hanging with her Gay Friend Knox Harrington, “the Video Artist,” and going to the Biennale (Art Festival) in Venice. That’s Venice, Italy, not California where the Dude lives.

The there’s “The Jesus” played by John Tarturro. Jesus is a rival bowl of Mexican ancestry who Walter claims is a pedophile.,  but he “Can Fucking Roll,” as Dude says, meaning that he’s a really good bowler.

The actual Big Lebowski is played by actor David Huddleston. He’s a rich guy living in Pasadena and is married to a much younger “Trophy Wife” named Bunny, who just so happens to be a Porn Star actress, starring in a Pron Film Logjammin, that Maude screens for the Dude one day. 

The whole them of the movie is that Bunny owes money to her Pornographer Producer boss Jackie Treehorn (Ben Gazzara) who wants his money back. Treehorn sends a couple of dumb goons to Bunny’s husband Jeff Lebowski to get his money back. Only problem is the dummies go to the wrong Lebowski House, they go the Dudes house in Venice Beach. The Dude’s real name is Jeff Lebowski as well, and this turns out to be a case of mistaken identity. This is how the Dude ends up mixed into a lot of stuff, like the faked Kidnapping of Bunny Lebowski (Tara Reid) being held for ransome, which in the end turns out that Bunny’s Husband Jeff Lebowski who is Maude’s father is trying to extrot 1 Million Dollars from a fund that his family has set up for  under-Privileged children in the city of Los Angelos.

Well, what about the food you want to  know? Well food comes up in the famous scene when the Dude, Donny, & Walter end up at an In-N-Out Burger ( recipe ) one night after thinking that a high school kid named Larry has their briefcase full of money (supposed). 

The  movie the Big Lebowski has an enormous cult following of millions, many of whom like to call themselves achievers, named after the children who receive funding for their education from the Big Lebowski’s “Urban Achievers Foundation.” Many have wondered if the Dude is a vegetarian or not and what he likes to eat, which we never see him eating any food on the movie. In the scene where they go to In-N-Out Burger on Camrose, and we see Donny and Walter eating In-N-Out Burgers in The Dudes car, but we never see Dude eating one. Why? Some have speculated the Dude is a vegetarian. He’s not. Dude loves burgers too. He loves Guacamole, Burritos, Tacos and Maude’s Meatloaf, as well as Walter’s “Jewish Penicillin.” And it’s all in the cookbook “Got Any Kahlua?” The Collected Recipes of The Dude, aka The Big Lebowski Cookbook written by me.

Got Any Kahlua is  a satirical look at the movie the Big Lebowski, and it’s an actual cookbook with lots of great recipes that we (I, “The Royal We”) think the Dude would like to eat, like; Eggs for Breakfast, Tunafish, Cowboy Chili, Steak, Burgers, Guacamole, Tacos, Burritos, and of course Maude’s Meatloaf. And yes, there’s a recipe and instructions for The Dude’s favorite beverage, a “Caucasian,” aka White Russian Cocktail which has become a trademark of the Dude and that movie called The Big Lebowski. And no Big Lebowski Themed Cocktail or Bowling Party would be complete without them.

So, loving the Big Lebowski, and food, and being a writer of cookbooks, and a chef, I one day got thee idea to put them all together, and so GOT ANY KAHLUA aka The Big Lebowski Cookbook was conceive, written, and executed by little ol me, Daniel Zwicke.

 

 

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The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK

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The BIG LEBOWSKI is a CRIME / COMEDY Movie written, produced and Directed by the COEN BROTHERS in 1998

Starring ; JEFF BRIDGES as The DUDE

John Goodman as Walter

Steve Buscemi as Donny

John Tarturro as “The Jesus”

Julianne Moore as Maude Lebowski

Davide Huddleson as The Big Lebowski

Philip Seymour Hoffman as “Brandt” 

 

 

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GOT ANY KAHLUA “

aka The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK

Daniel Zwicke

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