Big Lebowski Cookbook Gift Set

GOT ANY KAHLUA ?

aka The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK

COLLECTED RECIPES of The DUDE

GET THE BOOK

Or GET THE WHOLE SET

The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK , MOVIE , and APRON

Get The GIFT SET for The LEBOWSKI FAN YOU LOVE

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The BIG LEBOWSKI

The Movie

Starring : JEFF BRIDGES , JOHN GOODMAN, JOHN TURTURRO

JULIANNE MOORE , STEVE BUSCEMI

and The Late Great PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN

 

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DUDE’S BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK APRON

GIFT SET

DUDE ABIDES

KITCHEN BARBECUE APRON

 

BRANDT

Played by the late great PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN

“RIP”

 

The Big Lebowski Cookbook Gift Set

 

GOT ANY KAHLUA ?

aka The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK

COLLECTED RECIPES of The DUDE

GET THE BOOK

Or GET THE WHOLE SET

The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK , MOVIE , and APRON

 

Get The GIFT SET for The LEBOWSKI FAN YOU LOVE

AMAZON.com

 

The BIG LEBOWSKI

The Movie

Starring : JEFF BRIDGES , JOHN GOODMAN, JOHN TURTURRO

JULIANNE MOORE , STEVE BUSCEMI

and The Late Great PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN

 

BRANDT

Played by the late great PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN

“RIP”

 

 

 

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Big Lebowski Cookbook for Christmas

 

HAVE a BIG LEBOWSKI CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR !
 
DUDE
White Russian RECIPE and More …
“DUDE ABIDES” !
GOT ANY KAHLUA ?
aka The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK
The COLLECTED RECIPES of The DUDE
 
 
Here it is Ladies and Gents, Achievers, even Nihilists . The Collected Recipes of The Dude. Yes The Dude cooks! He has to. He’s Unemployed and needs to stretch those checks as much as humanly and Duderly possible. Dude needs money for all his necessities, like; Kahlua, Bowling Fees, Gas for The Dudemobile, food, w_ _d, and what-not. So in order to stretch his limited funds, the Dude cooks most of his meals at home. Can’t go to In-N-Out or order take-out and what not. Gotta Feed The Monkey and eating out or ordering in would eat through the Dudes budget in no time flat. Dude has collected a lifetime of wonderful recipes, like, Dudes Cowboy Chili, Gooey Chop Meat, Da Fino’s Meatballs, and more. Dude will teach you how to make a tasty Taco, Burritos, Ramen, Tuna-Fish Sandwich or whatever you little Achiever Heart desires. Being The Dude, all these recipes are Easy, Economical, and of course Tasty as Can Be! The Dude wouldn’t have it any other way. GOT ANY KAHLUA – The Collected Recipes of The Dude, a.k.a. The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK is sure to please and “A Must Have” for any and all you Achievers out there. It’s filled with Quips & Quotes, instructions on How to Make The Dudes Perfect White Russians (Caucasians) and other Awesome Cocktails like; Bunny Lebowski’s Porn-O Punch, and Maude’s Recipe for a “Zesty” Other tasty reciopes include; Dudes Perfect Steak, Guacomole alla Duderino, Dudes Buffalo Chicken Wings, Bozos Clam Chowder, Chocolate Kahlua Twinkies and much more. “Dam,” you just gotta Abide with Donny Walter, Maude, and all the rest in Got Any Kahlua The COLLECTED RECIPES of THE DUDE ….
 
 
“Have yourself a Very DUDERINO CHRISTMAS”
 
GOT ANY KAHLUA ? is Available on AMAZON
 
 
ABIDE in IT !
 
 
 
 
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“Aaahhhh”

 

Dudes Big Lebowski Christmas

 

 

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Merry Christmas From The Dude

 

The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK For CHRISTMAS This Year

“ISN’T IT TIME YOU GOT YOUR COPY” ?

 

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GOT ANY KAHLUA ?

aka The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK

The COLLECTED RECIPES  of The DUDE

GIVE The GIFT of The DUDE This Year

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ABIDE in IT !

 

 

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The Big Lebowski s Jesus Rolls Again

 
“Nobody FUCKS with The JESUS” !
 
 
John Turturro’s long awaited film “Jesus Roll” is coming soon. The film starring John Turturro as the title character Jesus Quintana, a roll Turturro is reprising from the cult classic The Coen Brothers The Big Lebowski . 
 
Jesus Rolls – Quintana e Tornato co stars : the great Christopher Walken, Bobby Cannevale, John Hamm, Audrey Tautou, and Susan Sarandon and features music by The Gypsy Kings which includes “Un AMORE.” the song played that features Jesus Quintana’s bowling scene when he licks the Bowling Ball, and proceeds to throw an authoritative Strike before going over to The Dude, Walter, and Donny and tells them, “Are you ready to be Fucked?”
 
The Big Lebowski is a cult classic that has millions of loyal followers who are just dying to see anything pertaining to their all-time favorite film The Big Lebowski. The Coen Brothers have stated many times that they won’t make a sequel, so Lebowski fans are chomping at the bit to see this film. Will it live up to the hype? Who knows? And American fans will have to wait, as the movie is first being released in Italy, in early 2020. For now you can watch the brief trailer that to me, I’m sorry to say “doesn’t look very promising?” Again, who knows? Let’s wait and see, and hope for the best in the return of Jesus Quintana in John Turturro’s “Jesus Roll.”
 
Basta !
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JESUS ROLLS
Quitana e Tornato !
 
 
 
 

 
The JESUS ROLLS
 
Trailer
 
QUINTANA e TORNATO

 

 
The BIG LEBOWSKI : The JESUS Scene
Dude : “She probably Kidnapped herself. Rug Pee-ers didn’t do this.”
 
Walter : “That Fucking Bitch!”
 
The Jesus : “Are you ready to be Fucked Man?”
 
“I see you rolled your way into the Semis. Me and Liaam are gonna Fuck You Up.”
 
Dude : “Jesus?”
 
The Jesus ” “You said it Man” “Nobody Fucks with The Jesus.”
 
 
 
 
                                      I Love The Big Lebowski. I love Christopher Walken. I Love                                                                       The Gypsy Kings, I hope I Love JESUS ROLLS?
 
I could be wrong, but just from the looks of this Trailer of the up-coming movie “JESUS ROLL”
 
Un AMOR
 
Music by The GYPSY KINGS will be Featured
 
in JESUS ROLLS – QUINTANA e TORANTO
 
 
 
 
The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK
 
COLLECTED RECIPES of The DUDE
 

WHITE RUSSIAN COCKTAILSMAUDE’S MEATLOAF

 
COWBOY CHILI
 
TACOS BURITOS GUACAMOLE
 
And More …
 
ABIDE in IT !

 

 
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Dudes Big Lebowski Black Bean & Beet Salad Recipe

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Yes this salad is Badass. It’s got Beets (Love em), Sweet Corn, Baby Black Beans, fresh Asparagus, Carrots, Peas and whatever you want in it. I myself switch it up, depending on what I have on hand at home, and what’s available at the Market, so feel free to do the same. You can add, or take away from the basic recipe below. Naturally this salad filled with nothing but vegetables, legumes, vinegar and Olive Oil is Super Healthy. The salad is absolutely delicious on its own, which I eat it this way, but also like to stretch it out and last me at least 3 or 4 days, so I might peel a hard boiled egg and eat it with the salad for a nice easy light lunch or dinner. 

This salad is a great side dish for any meat, chicken, or fish dish, so do use it this way. Make the best of it, always eat your vegetables, everyday and enjoy.

 

The DUDE

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INGREDIENTS :

1 pound bag of Trader Joe’s frozen cooked Beets (or fresh Beets if you like)

4-6 ears Fresh Sweet Corn (cooked and cut from the cob) or 1 pound frozen Corn

1 -14 ounce can Black Beans ( I Love Trader Joe’s Baby Black Beans) drained & washed

1 pound fresh Asparagus (cut and cook in boiling water for 4 minutes & drained)

2 medium Carrots – peeled, dice 1/2″ thick and cooked in boiling water for 7 minutes

1/2 to 3/4 cup Frozen Peas, defrosted 

3/4 teaspoon each of Sea Salt & Ground Black Pepper (or to taste)

9 Tablespoons Olive Oil

2 tablespoons Red Wine or Cider Vinegar

1 Tablespoon Dijon Mustard

Defrost the Frozen Beets, and cut into 3/4 inch dice. Add to a large glass or ceramic mixing bowl. Add all of the rest of the vegetables to bowl and mix.

Add the Olive Oil, Vinegar, Salt, pepper, and Mustard to bowl and mix. You can serve immediately, or place in covered bowl in the refrigerator until you are ready to eat.

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The Jesus Cooks Chicken and Rice

 
 
“Nobody Makes Netter ARROZ con POLLO the the JESUS Maann”
 
 
That’s right man. Nobody makes better Chicken and Rice than the Jesus. Jesus Qintana, nemesis of Walter Sobchak and The Dude cooks too, and he’s jealous of the Dude and his cookbook “GOT ANY KAHLUA,” so he’s publishing some recipes of his own, starting with the famed Cuban Arroz con Pollo, Cuban Style Chicken and Rice, a staple of Cuban Cusine, and a favorite of Jesus.
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ARROZ con POLLO alla JESUS
 
 
INGREDIENTS :
 
  • 2 to 3 lbs. Chicken pieces (I prefer boneless, skinless, breasts, but always include thighs and/or drumsticks with bones and skin – they add to the flavor)
  • 4 cloves of garlic (minced)
  • 1 large onion (diced)
  • 1 bell pepper (diced)
  • 1 small can tomato sauce
  • 1 jar red diced pimientos (reserve a little bit for garnish)
  • 1 can peas (reserve about a third for garnish)
  • 1 can asparagus (cut up)
  • ½ tsp. Salt
  • ½ tsp. Pepper
  • 2 Bay leaves
  • 1 tsp. Cumin
  • 1 tsp. Oregano
  • 2 cups dry white wine
  • 1 cup chicken broth
  • Bitter Orange (powder or marinade)
  • Olive oil
  • 3 cups rice (long grain)
  • 1 tsp. Goya Seasoning con Azafran
  • 3 or 4 threads of saffron – crushed (this is optional)
1) Prepare the chicken broth
2) Coat chicken pieces with bitter orange spice or marinade along with the pressed garlic cloves and marinade for about an hour. (not necessary, but it’s awesome if you have the time)
3) Brown chicken in large frying pan in olive oil. After browning  the Chicken, remove and place in a large pot.
4) To make the Sofrito: sauté the onion & pepper in the frying pan (with the bits of garlic and olive oil) until soft, then add tomato sauce, pimientos, peas, asparagus (all with their liquid) salt, pepper, bay leaf, cumin, oregano, wine & broth.
5) Pour in the rice and add the Sazon Goya Azafron Seasoning and Saffron to color and flavor the rice.
6) Pour all of this over the chicken in the pot.
7) Bring to a boil, then lower to a fast simmer.
8) Cook on medium-low heat for about 40 minutes, then check it and stir it. Rice should be soft and liquid absorbed. If there’s still liquid, keep cooking, checking, & stirring.
9) Pour reserved peas and pimientos as a garnish over the finished arroz con pollo.
 
QUINTANA CHICKEN and RICE
 
ARROZ con POLLO
 
JESUS STYLE
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Big Lebowski Sequel Movie Jesus Rolls

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“Nobody FUCKS with The JESUS” !
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John Turturro
 
As “The JESUS” ROLLS AGAIN
 
aka JESUS QUINTANA
 
 
 
Yes The Jesus will be Rolling Again. But the Dude won’t. John Turturro is reprising his roll as Mexican-American bowling enthusiast Jesus Quintana in his new upcoming movie Going Places, a spin-off of the highly popular Cone Brothers film The Big Lebowski, starring Jeff Bridges as The Dude, John Goodman as Walter Sobchak, Julianne Moore as Maude Lebowski, David Huddleston as “The Big Lebowski,” Ben Gazzarra as pornographer Jackie Treehorn, Steve Buscemi as Donny, Sam Elliot as The Cowboy Stranger, Tara Reid as Bunny Lebowski, the late great Philip Seymour Hoffman as Brandt (The Big Lebowski’s Man Servant / Assistant) and of course John Turturro as “The Jesus” aka Jesus (pronounced HEY-soosh) Quintana.
 
This forthcoming movie (expected 2020) is not a sequel, but a spin-off of The Big Lebowski, starring Tarturro’s character Jesus Quintana (The JESUS). The movie, which was first titled The Jesus Rolls, features Tarturro as Jesus Quintana  in ‘Going Places,’ a film about a trio of misfits whose irreverent, sexually charged dynamic evolves into a surprising love story as their spontaneous and flippant attitude towards the past or future backfires time and again, even as they inadvertently perform good deeds. When they make enemies with a gun-toting hairdresser Jesus Quintana (The Jesus), their journey becomes one of constant escape from the law, from society and from the hairdresser, all while the bonds of their outsider family strengthen. 
 
 
John Turturro as “The JESUS”
GOING PLACES
An older (20 years) Turturro plays an older Jesus.The movie “Going Places” started filming in New York in 2016, and features New York based actors; Susan Sarrandon, Bobby Canavale, Tarturro, and Pete Davidson a trio of misfits” with an “irreverent, sexually charged dynamic” that turns into a “surprising love story,” according to the official log-line. “When they make enemies with a gun-toting hairdresser, their journey becomes one of constant escape from the law, from society and from the hairdresser, all while the bonds of their outsider family strengthen.”
 
Tarturro stated “a very complicated legal situation” kept him from making the film sooner.
 
 
WATCH This VIDEO BELOW
 
John Turturro and Bobby Canavale
 
Short Film “HAIR”

 
 
 
John John Turturro
 
“GOING PLACES”
 
Interview
 
 
 
 
 
EAT LIKE THE DUDE
 
The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK
 
 
 
BIG LEBOWSKI Spinoff GOING PLACES Movie about JESUS QUINTANA TRIVIA
 
 
Joel and Ethan Coen HAVE NOT ENDORSED the movie GOING PLACES as an Official Spin-Off of The BIG LEBOWSKI
 
The Coen Brothers only involvement is giving John Turturro permission to use the Big Lebowski character Jesus Quintana.
 
The character of Jesus Quintana was created by The Coen Brothers for the Big Lebowski Movie, it was John Turturro as an actor who came up with the eccentricities and mannerisms of his character “The Jesus”
 
Ethan and Joel Coen say, “John talks to us incessantly about doing a sequel of his character.” told Canada’s The STAR in 2013. “He even has a story worked out, which he pitched to us a few times. No I don’t see a future in it for us.”
 
Joel Coen says, “No, I don’t see it happening. I just don’t like sequels.”
 
 
 
John Turturro (in Barbers Chair)
 
and Bobby Canavale
 
In GOING PLACES
 
The JESUS ROLLS
 
 
 

 
DUDE ABIDES STELLA ARTOIS
 
JEFF BRIDGES SUPER BOWL BEER COMMERCIAL
 
with SARA JESSICA PARKER
 
For STELLA ARTOIS
 
“DUDE ABIDES”
 
 

 
 
BIG LEBOWSKI Spin-Off
 
JESUS ROLLS